I know, I know. You're all dying to know. During the hurricane, did Michael grow a beard, just because? He did, my friends. He did.
He also did a MySpace-style photo shoot for your and my viewing pleasure.
He doesn't want me to tell you, but I just have to because I got the biggest kick out of it and I need to remember just for remembrance's sake. His facial hair really isn't this dark. I'm not going to tell you how he enhanced it, but it is enhanced.
So there you go. Quite the load of information about things you never cared to know.